Thursday, February 24, 2005

La Ley de Murphy 

Se dice que este wey, el tal Murphy, se la rifo demasiado con su ley. Segun dice la ley: " If anything can go wrong, IT WILL"

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Friendly fire ain't.
Nothing improves with age.
Virginity can be cured.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics
"This won't hurt, I promise."

Y esto aplica a todos los proyectos, practicas, pruebas, etc que experimentamos en la vida diaria del Ingeniero. Murphy puede aparecer en la forma de un pico de voltaje, de un componente danado, de una nina imprudente, una gota de agua, etc. (calculadora de Murphy)

Anyways, este poema de Haiku me gusto mucho:

Foul smelling dungeon,
Cleaving goblins with my axe.
Lag spike! Now I'm dead...

En otras noticias, ya no tengo mascotas otra vez, ayer que llegue mi perrito mofo ya no estaba en mi casa. Es un misterio como desaparecio, solo sabemos, que era bonito y hermoso y pequeno y que ya no esta en mi casa. ::(: Recompensa a quien nos conduzca a el. Lo extrano.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Concurso del bache mas grande en TJ 

por ahi hay un link, para un concurso del bache mas grande en Tj.

Quiza el bache de tu casa gane y te lo arreglen, como premio.

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